I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay...

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night, I work all day.

Mounties: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus : I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers,
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

Chorus: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra,
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama.

Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

Chorus: I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Yes, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm ok-a-y,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

Monty Python